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Comedy Film Reviews

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Austin Powers in Goldmember
Clueless

The Devil Wears Prada

Evolution

George of the Jungle

Ghostbusters

Ghostbusters II

Ghostbusters (2016)

Ghostbusters: Afterlife

Holes

Hot Shots!

Hot Shots! Part Deux

I Spy

Kate & Leopold

Last Action Hero

Men In Black

Men In Black II

Men In Black 3

Miss Congeniality
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
A Night at the Roxbury

Ocean's Eleven

Ocean's Twelve

Ocean's Thirteen

Out of Sight
Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion
Rush Hour

Rush Hour 2

Shanghai Noon

Shaun of the Dead

Spaceballs

Three Kings

Tropic Thunder

View From The Top

The Wedding Singer

Zoolander

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

4 stars

Release date: 1997
Written by: Mike Myers
Directed by: Jay Roach
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2023.01.17
In 1967, British spy Austin Powers thwarts an assassination attempt by his nemesis Dr Evil in a London nightclub. Dr Evil escapes to space in a rocket and cryogenically freezes himself. Austin then volunteers to be placed in cryostasis in case Dr Evil returns in the future. Thirty years later, Dr Evil returns to discover his henchman Number 2 has developed Virtucon—the legitimate front of Dr Evil's empire—into a multi-billion-dollar enterprise. Uninterested in business, Dr Evil conspires to steal a nuclear weapon and hold the world hostage for $1 million. He increases his demand to $100 billion when he learns that the value of the dollar has fallen due to inflation. Dr Evil also learns that during his absence, his associates have artificially created a son, Scott Evil, using his frozen semen. Now a Generation X teenager, Scott is resentful of his father's absence and resists Dr Evil's attempts to get closer to him. Having learned of Dr Evil's return, the British Ministry of Defence unfreezes Austin, and attempts to acclimatize him to the 90's with the help of agent Vanessa Kensington, the daughter of his 1960s sidekick Mrs Kensington. Posing as a married couple, Austin and Vanessa track Number 2 to Las Vegas and meet his Italian secretary Alotta Fagina. Austin infiltrates Fagina's penthouse suite and discovers Dr Evil's plan to drill a nuclear warhead into the Earth's core and trigger volcanic eruptions worldwide. Fagina discovers Austin in her home, and seduces him in order to learn his real identity. Later, Austin and Vanessa infiltrate the Virtucon headquarters. However, they are soon apprehended by Dr Evil's henchman Random Task, and put into an overly elaborate and easily escapable death trap. Meanwhile, the United Nations accede to the demands of Dr. Evil, however he proceeds with his plan nonetheless!

In a word, this film is fun from beginning to end. It is ostensibly a parody of the early Bonds and other films from the 60's, and is much, much funnier if one is familiar with any of them. However, Austin Powers International Man of Mystery stands on its own as an excellent comedy and—in many ways—as a love letter to the mood and energy of the 60's. A lot of the humour stems from both Austin and Dr Evil being fish out of water and constantly being corrected by their allies or minions. In that regard, Elizabeth Hurley's Vanessa is the standout role as she is the perfect foil for Austin's over-the-top interpretation of 60's values.

The highlight of the film is Seth Green's Scott Evil. Arguably he alone is playing his character straight, reacting like a normal person to the bizarre situations Austin and Dr Evil create—concurrently spawning countless jokes and reminding us just how delusional all the protagonists and antagonists and their cohorts are, but at the same time not breaking our suspension of disbelief in the slightest! This movie is arguably the best of the Austin Powers films as not only does most of the comedy stem from the restrictions being slapped onto Austin's and Dr Evil's excesses, it also successfully paints the two characters as both tragic and highly sympathetic for having missed so much of life during the 30 years that they were frozen.

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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

3 stars

Release date: 1999
Written by: Mike Myers, Michael McCullers
Directed by: Jay Roach
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2023.03.30
In 1999, British spy Austin Powers enjoys his honeymoon with his wife Vanessa Kensington. Vanessa, actually a fembot controlled by Dr Evil, attacks powers, and self-destructs. Austen grieves briefly before realizing he is single again. A NATO monitoring facility observes Dr Evil's return from space. Dr Evil soon confronts his son Scott and starts a brawl on The Jerry Springer Show. At Dr Evil's lair in Seattle, he is presented with a one-eighth-size clone of himself, who he names Mini-me. Number 2 reveals their company purchased Starbucks, but Dr Evil nonetheless unveils a plan to time travel back to the 1960's and steal Austin's mojo, the source of his sexual appeal. Dr Evil and Mini-me travel to 1969, meeting a younger Number 2 and Frau Farbissna. Fat Bastard, an obese "Scottish Guard", extracts Austin's mojo from his frozen body at the Ministry of Defence (MOD). In the present, British Intelligence warns Austin that one of Dr Evil's agents is after him, He meets her during a photo shoot and she seduces him. At the last moment, however, she claims he is too sexy to kill and wants to make love. While they have sex, Austin discovers he has lost his mojo and is now impotent! The MOD sends Austin to 1969 using a time-travelling car. He arrives to a party in his London pad. With the assistance of CIA agent Felicity Shagwell, Austin escapes an assassination attempt by Dr Evil's operatives. Examining photos from the crime scene, Austin identifies Fat Bastard as the perpetrator. Concurrently, Fat Bastard presents Dr Evil with Austin's stolen mojo. Dr Evil also announces his latest plan to hold the world ransom. The MOD orders Felicity to implant a homing device on Fat Bastard in the hopes of tracking him to Dr Evil's secret lair. However, the manner in which she does it causes a rift between her and Austin!

In many regards, The Spy Who Shagged Me picks up where International Man of Mystery left off, and continues the same zany energy. However, its prime weakness is that Elizabeth Hurley's character Vanessa is killed off in the first scene! A lot of the first film's humour stems from Austin being a fish-out-of-water in addition to Vanessa constantly reigning in Austin's excesses. This film does away with both, and unleashes Austin in his full ridiculousness. While that has certain appeals, it completely negates the poignancy and inherent sadness stemming from being out of his element and having missed out on over 30 years of life.

That said, Dr Evil is still reigned in somewhat by his cohorts, and I really enjoyed the subtle note that all of Dr Evil's plans work when he is back in the 1960's, and that he also struggles with a reverse fish-out-of-water effect as his experiences in the 1990s have genuinely affected him and he no longer fits into the 1960's either. The film also interestingly highlights how much of a hack Dr Evil is, with a lot of the names and fundamental ideas for his operations coming from such diverse things as TV commercials and movies from the 90's! Seth Green's Scott Evil is once again a joy to watch. Rob Lowe also does a stellar performance as a younger Number 2, which is remarkably similar to Robert Wagner's performance. However, the highlight of the film is Mini-me. Verne Troyer's performance is mind-blowingly effective (and funny!) in a character that basically doesn't utter a single line of dialogue! It is a must see.

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Austin Powers in Goldmember

2 stars

Release date: 2002
Written by: Mike Myers, Michael McCullers
Directed by: Jay Roach
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2023.04.14
In 2002, from his lair behind the Hollywood Sign, Dr Evil unveils to his cohorts that his latest plan for world domination is to travel back in time to 1975 and partner with the gold-obsessed Johann van der Smut, who after losing his genitalia in a smelting accident, is know by the alias "Goldmember". Goldmember developed a power unit for a tractor beam which Dr Evil intends to use to pull a meteor into the Earth. Austin Powers and the Ministry of Defence invades the lair and arrests Dr Evil and Mini-Me. Austin is knighted Austin for his service, but he is disappointed when his father, the famous spy Nigel Powers, does not attend the event. During an after party, Basil Exposition informs Austin that Nigel has been kidnapped and the only clue is that the crew of Nigel's yacht have had their genitalia painted gold. Austin seeks Dr Evil's help to find the culprit, but the imprisoned Dr Evil antagonizes Austin by reminding him that his father was also absent when Austin was given the title of "International Man of Mystery" during their British Intelligence academy graduation—an event that angered Dr Evil due to him being the top of the class. Dr Evil eventually tells Austin that Goldmember is behind the abduction, so Austin time travels to 1975 and infiltrates Goldmember's roller disco club. He is reunited with his former lover, FBI agent Foxxy Cleopatra, who is working there undercover. Austin locates his father but is unable to rescue him. Goldmember then takes Nigel through Dr Evil's time machine back to 2002. Austin returns with Foxxy in his time machine. Dr Evil and Mini-Me instigate a riot in their prison, allowing them to escape. A British Intelligence mole named Number 3 informs Austin that Dr Evil has moved to a new lair near Tokyo. Austin, accompanied by Foxxy, travels to Tokyo where their only lead is Fat Bastard, who is now a Sumo wrestler!

Goldmember has a slight course correction away from the excessiveness of The Spy Who Shagged Me back toward the more balanced International Man of Mystery. However, just like The Spy Who Shagged Me, this film does not have any of the poignancy of the original, and unlike the second film, completely does away with the fish-out-of-water aspects that provided so much of the comedy and heart of the first film. In addition, Dr Evil is frustratingly portrayed both more lampoonishly and, frankly, out of character. One of the draws of the Austin Powers films is how Dr Evil is the polar opposite of the title character. However, in this third film, Dr Evil is portrayed less like the yin to Austin's yang, and more like a pale copy. This is perhaps more a critique of Jay Roach's directing and Mike Myers's performance choices, as Myers still does a stellar job giving us wildly divergent and unique characterizations in the Goldmember and Fat Bastard personas.

The standout performance is Beyoncé Knowles as Foxxy Cleopatra. She positively owns every scene she appears in. Knowles not only gets the comedy beats down, she also delivers as a co-star who is at once no-nonsense when needed, but is also in on the joke as well as acting as Austin's foil. In many ways, Cleopatra is the evolution of the Vanessa Kensington character in International Man of Mystery, whose presence as a foil to Austin's excesses was sorely missed in The Spy Who Shagged Me. Another joy of this film is Michael Caine as Austin's father Nigel Powers. He perfectly encapsulates a father figure who is both the inspiration to Austin's lifestyle choices as well as the cause of much of his grief. The film is also bookended with scenes chock-full of a surprising number of Hollywood celebrities—the A-listers that appear are shockingly electrifying. While the overall film is hit and miss and wraps up the Austin Powers film series on an odd and somewhat disappointing note, it has plenty of things going for it and ought not to be missed.

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Clueless

3 stars

Release date: 1995
Written by: Amy Heckerling
Directed by: Clueless
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2021.12.19
Cher Horowitz is a high school student in Beverly Hills. She's wealthy, good-natured, and popular. She's best friends with Dionne Davenport—also wealthy and attractive—who is in a long term relationship with fellow high school student Murray Duvall. Cher, however, thinks Dionne ought to be dating more mature guys. After receiving poor grades, Cher plays matchmaker for two teachers, orchestrating a romance that sees the teachers relax their grading standards. After seeing their happiness, Cher realizes that she enjoys doing good things for other people. She then 'adopts' Tai Frasier, the 'tragically unhip' new girl at the school, giving her a makeover that provides her with confidence and a sense of style. Tai is interested in amiable but clumsy slacker Travis Birkenstock. Cher, however, tries to steer her towards Elton, a handsome and popular student. Problem is, Elton is interested in Cher, and Cher is starting to develop romantic feelings for her ex-stepbrother who is more and more often at his ex-stepfather's house!

The above probably makes the movie come across as much more complicated than it really is. It builds at a comfortable pace, introducing us to the key characters and then gradually expanding and evolving to build up a rather large pantheon of diverse characters. Obviously the fashion and styles of the lead characters are one of the big draws of this film. However, it's a sweet high school romance at heart, and its comedy comes naturally from the awkwardness of the teenage years without relying on mean-spiritedness.

The film's accurate encapsulation of the teen/young-adult crowd in the mid-nineties is its biggest strength. While the film was trend setting when it came out, it is pleasantly nostalgic viewed 20 years later. While I can't claim that it's an accurate depiction of my high school years (for starters, I didn't attend a school in Beverly Hills!), it is brimming with enough parallels and similar situations that I can say that mine were kind of like that. The only odd thing about the film is that Cher's love interest is her ex-stepbrother. While it's logically OK for them to be in a relationship—as they have biologically different parents—that initial icky feeling never really goes away.

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The Devil Wears Prada

3.5 stars

Release date: 2006
Written by: Aline Brosh McKenna
Directed by: David Frankel
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2020.12.19
Andrea "Andy" Sachs—a young, recent university graduate aspiring to be a journalist—gets her first full-time job as a junior personal assistant to Miranda Priestly, the editor-in-chief of a major fashion magazine, and the boss from hell. Andy decides to put up with it for a year, with the hopes of getting a better job somewhere else. She is put through the wringer, but after whining once to often to a more experienced coworker who has taken her under his wing, is given a reality check and starts to grow up and act properly for her role. She matures and starts to get ahead. However, the more successful she is at work, the more her social life suffers... to the point that things start breaking.

While it would be easy to describe this as a comedy about the boss from hell, it is actually a wonderful coming of age, trial-by-fire story. Andy's experiences are very relatable, and the film reminded me a lot about my past bosses 'from hell'. The film does a great job at showing the differences between merely being 'present' at work, and having the drive and motivation to not only improve oneself but succeed at work. On the other hand, the film gave me lots of feelings of "been there, done that", and "I'm glad I'm not in that kind of a position anymore".

The film also gives us a look into the business side of the fashion industry—definitely not for the faint of heart! However, the film doesn't mock or lampoon the industry or its characters, and treats them all respectfully. Even the boss from hell is given good reasons for being the way that she is.

Director David Frenkel directed quite a few episodes of Sex and the City before making this film, and the experiences (and connections!) earned there pay off in this film. While the subject matter is different, this film and that TV series have a very similar feeling and energy to them—not just the fashion and romance aspects, but also such things as the camerawork and the depiction of New York life. So, if you liked Sex and the City, you'll definitely like this film!

As a coming of age film, this is great in combination with Sam Raimi's Spider-Man and Spider-Man 2 films. While those deal with graduating from school, moving to a big city, and one's first love, this film details the next steps: the first real job, and sorting out where you want to go in life after establishing yourself.

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Evolution

2.5 stars

Release date: 2001
Written by: David Diamond, David Weissman, Don Jakoby
Directed by: Ivan Reitman
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2012.09.13
A large meteor crashes into the Arizona desert late at night, witnessed by—and destroying the car of—aspiring firefighter Wayne Grey. The next day, science professors Ira Kane and Harry Block from nearby Glen Canyon Community College investigate the impact site. They discover that the meteor has landed in a large cave, is already covered in a moss-like substance, and "bleeds" a blue liquid when scraped. Back at the college, they quickly learn that the meteor harbours extra-terrestrial microorganisms that condense millions of years of evolution into a matter of hours. The next day, on an impromptu class field trip to the cave, they find the cave filled with fungi and flatworms that cannot breathe oxygen. The following morning, the US Army seals off the site after learning about it from a secret wiretap on Kane's computer. Kane asks Brigadier General Russell Woodman and the clumsy Dr. Allison Reed, senior researcher of epidemiology at the CDC, to allow them continued access to the site. They are denied, partially because Woodman is Kane's former boss, and mostly because Kane was dismissed from his position as a top-level medical researcher due to an anthrax vaccine that he created that resulted in terrible consequences on the soldiers it was administered to. After going to court in an attempt to be allowed to access the site, Kane and Block discover that Woodman has stolen their research. With no recourse, they are forced to infiltrate the base in disguise to get another meteor sample. Concurrently, the owner of the local country club that Grey works at is fatally mauled by a large reptilian creature that appeared out of a water hazard. After bringing it to Kane and Block, the three team up as the extraterrestrial life is not only rapidly evolving, but unbeknownst to the military, quickly spreading through the underground cave system that riddles the area!

Evolution is a fun romp, with an intriguing premise. However, it's not of the same calibre as Dir. Reitman's blockbuster Ghostbusters. While both films are filled with jokes, Evolution has a few big ones, many little ones, and quite a few that fall flat (unlike Ghostbusters' consistently funny 'medium' jokes). Also, Evolution takes a decidedly sophomoric turn that is more miss than hit. Take, for example, David Duchovny's Kane character inexplicable mooning the general at the end of their first encounter—it not only comes across as completely out of character, but also juvenile considering Kane's apparent age, his relationship with Woodman, and the overall situation. Contrast that with Venkman and EPA inspector Peck's encounters in Ghostbusters, which not only stays in character, but is respectful of them as they trade snide shots with each other. Perhaps the problem is that Woodman was placed too high up the military command chain, and the writers had written themselves into a corner?

Nevertheless, the film has some memorable sequences and quotable lines. Orlando Jones is consistently funny as Block, and Julianne Moore is funny—when the film remembers that she is a klutz. A lot of the funnier humour also comes from the minor characters, such as the housewives, and the shoplifter. When the film respects it's characters, it's great, but when it pushes for the (sophomoric) joke, it's less than stellar.

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George of the Jungle

2 stars

Release date: 1997
Written by: Dana Olsen, Audrey Wells
Directed by: Sam Weisman
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2024.08.11
While touring Burundi with local guide Kwame and a trio of porters, San Francisco heiress Ursula Stanhope encounters her spoiled fiance Lyle van de Groot, who wishes to take her home and had hire two poachers, Max and Thor, to track her down. Kwame tells the group of the "White Ape", a local legend of a superhuman primate that lives on Ape Mountain and rules the jungle. The next day, Ursula refuses to go home until she sees the White Ape, so Lyle goes with her into the jungle to find it. The two are attacked by a lion, and Lyle knocks himself unconscious after he abandons Ursula and tries to flee. Ursula is saved by the King of the Jungle, George. After taking Ursula to his tree house home and caring for her, George introduces her to his three animal friends: Ape, the sage talking gorilla that raised him; Shep, an elephant pet that acts like a dog; and Tookie, a toucan that gives him news involving the jungle's animals. George is smitten with Ursula, and attempts to woo her. Ursula soon reciprocates, and the more time she spends with George the less she wants to return home. Lyle, Max, and Thor soon arrive at the treehouse, but Ursula treats Lyle coldly for trying to abandon her during the lion attack. Max and Thor try to shoot Shep for his ivory, and Ape shouts at Shep to run. Everyone is stunned by the sight of a talking gorilla, and Max and Thor decide to tranquilize and capture Ape. George runs to stop them, and is accidentally shot by Lyle with what he thought was a novelty lighter that he was using only to scare George with. Lyle is imprisoned after being identified as the shooter by the porters. Max and Thor are deported, but resolve to return to the treehouse to capture Ape and make a fortune off of him in Las Vegas. Ursula takes George to San Francisco to get medical help for his gunshot wound, and to show him the human world, which he has not seen since infancy. Soon, Ursula tells her parents about what happened in Africa, and her intent to break off her engagement with Lyle. Upon hearing the news, however, her overbearing mother Beatrice strongly objects. At a party intended to celebrate Ursula's engagement, Beatrice takes George aside and threatens to harm him if he continues to interfere in Ursula's wedding plans. Concurrently in Burundi, Max and Thor tranquilize Ape. Before he falls unconscious and is captured, Ape manages to send Tookie to find George.

While the plot of George of the Jungle is quite straight forward and predictable, the reasons to see this movie is the great characters, the lighthearted comedic story, and the wonderful chemistry the romantic leads share. Arguably the best part of the film is that it also laughs at itself—this is especially effective in the more preposterous moments, and make the film all the more enjoyable and fun. Some of the best dialogue comes from Kwame's porters and is delivered in Swahili, letting the viewer in on the joke via subtitles.

While the title character is earnestly innocent, the film doesn't become sickeningly sweet as George is surrounded by a pantheon of characters that are much more world-wise, duplicitous, or downright conniving. It's almost like the friends and family of George, and to a somewhat lesser extent Ursula, have made a lot of effort to protect and preserve their innocence. The film does an excellent job of depicting like-minded individuals meeting and falling in love, and their family and friend—the supportive ones, that is—looking out for their happiness. The only part of the film that falters is the animals. This is forgivable, as even the most well-trained animals are difficult to act with, and the shots that are in the film are infinitely better than the fake-looking CG animals that appeared in such late 90's films as Jumanji, as real animals were used. Of course, switching to a stuffed animal in one or two of the actions scenes heightens the film's fun silliness. George of the Jungle is a great film for those looking for a bit of silly escapism that has something for everyone; which is arguably the highlight of the film: it has some great lines and at least one fourth-wall-breaking joke that will fly over the head of younger viewers and are all the more funny for those in the know.

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Ghostbusters

4 stars

Release date: 1984
Written by: Dan Aykroyd, Harold Ramis
Directed by: Ivan Reitman
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2024.04.02
After Columbia University parapsychology professors Peter Venkman, Ray Stantz, and Egon Spengler experience their first encounter with a ghost at the New York Public Library, the university dean dismisses the credibility of their paranormal-focused research and fires them. The trio responds by establishing "Ghostbusters", a paranormal investigation and elimination service operating out of a disused firehouse. They develop high-tech equipment to capture and contain ghosts, however business is initially slow. Following a paranormal encounter in her apartment, cellist Dana Barrett visits the Ghostbusters. She recounts witnessing a demonic dog-like creature in her refrigerator utter a single word: "Zuul". Ray and Egon research Zuul and details of Dana's building while Peter inspects her apartment and unsuccessfully attempts to seduce her. The Ghostbusters are hired to remove a gluttonous ghost from a fancy Hotel. Having failed to properly test their equipment, Egon warns the group that crossing the energy streams of their proton pack weapons could cause a catastrophic explosion. They capture the ghost and deposit it in a containment unit under the firehouse. Supernatural activity rapidly increases across the city and the Ghostbusters become famous. They hire a fourth member, Winston Zeddmore, to cope with the growing demand. Suspicious of the Ghostbusters, Environmental Protection Agency Inspector Walter Peck asks to evaluate their equipment, but Peter rebuffs him. Spengler warns that the containment unit is nearing capacity and supernatural energy is surging across the city. Peter meets with Dana and tells her about what the Ghostbusters have learned about Zuul. Upon returning home, she is possessed by Zuul. Shortly afterwards, a similar entity chases her neighbour, Louis Tully, out of the building and eventually possesses him in a nearby park. Peter arrives at Dana's apartment and finds her claiming to be "The Gatekeeper". Louis is brought to Egon by police officers and claims he is "The Keymaster". Walter returns with law enforcement and a city worker to have the Ghostbusters arrested and their containment unit deactivated. Peter attempts to cooperate while Egon warns that it will be a catastrophe if they deactivate the containment device. As soon as the city worker shuts off the power, all chaos ensues as the captured ghosts are released en masse, and the Ghostbusters are promptly arrested!

Ghostbusters is one of those exceedingly rare films: a comedy that has something for everyone. It is endlessly rewatchable as it doesn't have any single big laugh-out-loud moment. Instead, it is fully-loaded with a constant level of small to medium jokes. The film is enjoyable on rewatches as new things—especially the subtle comedy from the costars on the sides of the main action—are discovered. 40 years on, the film is still fresh. The cast and crew have truly captured lightning in a bottle, as the humour and dialogue feels like it was improved on the fly. Not an easy feat in a special effects-laden film that required months of planning!

Arguably the best aspect of Ghostbusters is its approach of presenting the supernatural from a working-man experience heavily grounded in reality. By the time we get around to a giant marshmallow-man terrorizing the city à la Godzilla, the movie has done such an impressive job of making things as realistic as possibly that that truly bizarre visage is entirely believable! Having recently watched the cut scenes, I can say that the theatrical release is a master class in editing—keeping the entire film trucking along at a smooth pace, and avoiding things that would have either bogged down the pace, or worse: comedy that insults or otherwise humiliates. This film is much beloved because it avoids being mean spirited, and keeps things sympathetic and funny. Very, very funny. A must see!

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Ghostbusters II

2 stars

Release date: 1989
Written by: Harold Ramis, Dan Aykroyd
Directed by: Ivan Reitman
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2024.04.16
Five years after saving New York City from destruction by the shape-shifting god Gozer, the Ghostbusters have been sued for the property damage incurred and barred from investigating the supernatural, which has forced them out of business. Ray Stantz now owns an occult bookstore and works a side job alongside Winston Zeedmore as children's entertainers. Egon Spengler works in a laboratory experimenting with human emotions, and Peter Venkman hosts a television talk show about psychics. Dana Barrett, Peter's ex-girlfriend, has an infant son named Oscar with her ex-husband, and works at an art museum restoring artwork. She contacts the Ghostbusters after Oscar's baby stroller rolls, seemingly independently, into a busy intersection. At the museum, a painting of Vigo the Carpathian—a 16th-century European tyrant and powerful magician—comes to life and enslaves Dan's boss, Janosz Poha. Vigo orders Janosz to bring him a child to possess, allowing him to escape the confines of his painting and live again to conquer the world. Because of his infatuation with Dana, Janosz chooses Oscar. That night, the Ghostbusters excavate the intersection where Oscar's stroller stopped, and discover a river of slime running through the abandoned underground Beach Pneumatic Transit system. Ray obtains a sample, but is attacked by the slime and accidentally breaks a pipe that falls onto a power line, causing a citywide blackout. The Ghostbusters are arrested and taken to court for the damage. In the subsequent trial, the sample of slime is displayed next to the proton packs as evidence. It responds physically to the judge's tirade against the Ghostbusters, and then explodes, manifesting the ghosts of the Scoleri brothers. As the brothers tear up the courtroom, the Ghostbusters make the judge an offer: they will capture the ghosts, but only if the judge lifts their ban on investigating the supernatural!

Ghostbusters II ought to have been a great sequel. However, it doesn't start in a fun place, and doesn't have a compelling villain—though Peter MacNicol as Janosz is great as Vigo's henchman. Perhaps the greatest flaw is that the film doesn't have much in the way of positive humour. A lot of the supposed comedy comes from a negative place, or is otherwise mean spirited and doesn't make the film nor its titular characters very sympathetic. It also doesn't have the spontaneity and improv aspects that made the first film work so well. The film also doesn't build up the spooky aspects and atmosphere like the first film was so adept at doing. There are attempts here and there, but Ghostbusters II just doesn't have the same slow buildup that the first one does. The last major drawback to this film is the music. Aside from the theme song from the first film, the soundtrack has hardly anything else in common. It should be noted that it's not just the "Ghostbusters" song itself, but the secondary ones like the jazzy "Cleanin' Up The Town" and the instrumental tracks with their mix of spooky and everyman aspects that truly made Ghostbusters feel right. This is something that the production team of Ghostbusters: Afterlife took note of, as that film is laden with musical themes from the first film.

While the delving into the effects of positive and negative emotions on slime is intriguing, one wishes that it could have been depicted better. Nevertheless, what Ghostbusters II has going for it is that it reassembles the majority of the original cast—even down to the mayor. We also get to see how the protagonists' lives have both progressed and been influenced by the events of the first film. While this works great for Peter (Bill Murray) and Dana (Sigourney Weaver), it falls a bit flat for Louis Tully (Rick Moranis) and Janine Melnitz (Annie Potts). In the first film Louis was depicted as being hopelessly attracted to Dana, while Janine appeared to be interested in Egon. So, it comes across as a bit odd and abrupt that they would so casually start a relationship while babysitting. However, Sigourney Weaver's reactions to their attempts to pretend that nothing was happening when she unexpectedly returns home early are bemusing. All in all, Ghostbusters II is worth a viewing, as not only do we get to see the beloved characters again, the film also serves to highlight just how unique and special the first film truly is.

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Ghostbusters (2016)

1.5 stars

Release date: 2016
Written by: Katie Dippold, Paul Feig
Directed by: Paul Feig
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2016.08.15
The good: I found the Ghostbusters team continually improving and evolving their tactics and 'arsenal' interesting. I also like that the film wasn't a straight remake of the original, but more like a re-imaging based on the concepts from the original (ie: the human instigator of the spiritual action—in the original, he's long-since deceased, whereas he's alive and kicking in this one). As it wasn't a straight redo, I was pleasantly surprised whenever the movie did not turn out how I anticipated the scenes would, based on the original.

The bad: the movie seemed to have odd pacing, with the pacing in some scenes feeling jarringly out of place. Also, what was lacking was the slowly building foreboding and impending sense of doom from the original. I also didn't like how they rendered the ghosts—maybe I'm old school and prefer practical effects rotoscoped onto live action plates and the ensuing visual degradation from that? The neon-blue haloed ghosts were just too clearly rendered for my taste. Maybe its something that's needed for the 3D version of the movie, and the CG has to be crystal clear to get the 3D effect or something. It has reminded me of something vital about movie making that the team behind this one appears to have forgotten: nothing is as powerful as the viewer's imagination. Give me semi-obscured ghosts cloaked in the shadows that we never get a clear view of. Now that's scary!

In conclusion: I laughed. It was good escapist fun. Do we need much more than that in a comedy? I wouldn't mind seeing more of these characters in a sequel, but at the time of writing, I don't think its worthy of adding to my DVD collection.

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Ghostbusters: Afterlife

4 stars

Release date: 2021
Written by: Gil Kenan, Jason Reitman
Directed by: Jason Reitman
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2022.07.31 (revised 2024.04.13)
Egon Spengler captures an entity with a ghost trap in a mine in Summerville, Oklahoma, and lures its companion entity back to his farm. He activates a powerful device on his property in an attempt to contain the second entity, but the power fails at the most inopportune moment. Egon then conceals the ghost trap in his home before being attacked by the second entity and suffering a fatal heart attack. His estranged daughter Callie inherits his farm, and moves there with her two children Trevor and Phoebe as they are being evicted from their Chicago apartment. Soon after arriving, Trevor becomes infatuated with waitress Lucky Domingo, and Phoebe enrolls in a summer class taught by seismologist Gary Grooberson. Trevor soon gets a job at Lucky's restaurant to get close to her. Phoebe discovers that their farmhouse is haunted, and the ghost leads her to the hidden ghost trap. At school, she shows it to Gary and her new friend Podcast. Gary, being a fan of the Ghostbusters, teaches them about Phoebe's grandfather. The three of them open the trap, accidentally releasing the entity trapped within, which flees back to the mine—where it is revealed to be one of Gozer the Gozerian's Terror Dogs. The farmhouse ghost later leads Phoebe to Egon's underground laboratory, and reveals itself to be her grandfather. It then guides her through the restoration of a proton pack that she finds on a workbench there. While testing the repaired pack the next day with Podcast near an abandoned foundry, they stumble across a ghost that they nickname "Muncher". As they follow Muncher toward town, they bump into Trevor, who has just finished repairing the Ghostbuster's old car: Ecto-1. Together, the trio head into town to find and capture Muncher. The ensuing chaos and damage to the town, however, sees them arrested and thrown in jail. On top of that, both of Gozer's Terror Dogs have now taken possession of human hosts as they prepare to unlock the portal that will allow Gozer to reenter our world!

Ghostbusters: Afterlife is a wonderful film that not only successfully recaptures the zany energy and supernatural comedy of 1984's Ghostbusters, but introduces a whole new cast and takes the franchise in an entirely new direction. The film focuses on the characters first and foremost, and makes them perfectly relatable—much like how the original movie presented its everyman heroes. A lot of the fun comes from both the film's nostalgia and references to Ghostbusters (1984) and Ghostbusters II. I was pleasantly surprised to also learn from the making-of documentaries that there are even a few references to the The Real Ghostbusters animated TV series! Bringing back the original film's antagonist, however, gave me mixed feelings. On the one hand, it's a great source of nostalgia and gives the film a strong feeling of being firmly set in the Ghostbusters's universe. On the other, it also gave the film a tinge of that feeling I sometimes get from Star Wars, where everything seems to happen to (or be caused by) the same small group of people.

Nevertheless, the film also revisits a lot of the original movie's musical cues, which makes it feel all the more like a proper sequel. The highlight of the film, however, is Mckenna Grace's performance as Phoebe. Unlike her fellow child stars in this movie that tend to act less and react more—like the kids in such memorable films as Hook and The Goonies—Mckenna gives a diverse and at times surprisingly subtle and nuanced performance. It's stunning to learn that she was only about 14 when the movie was filmed. I'd recommend this film just for her performance. However, it's raison d'être is Ghostbusters, and this film more than satisfyingly meets the challenge of being a proper 'sequel' that not only continues the story, but further develops the original. If you're a Ghostbusters fan, this film can't be missed!

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Holes

4 stars

Release date: 2003
Written by: Louis Sachar
Directed by: Andrew Davis
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2024.08.25
The Yelnats family has been cursed to be unlucky, which they blame on their "no-good, dirty, rotten pig-stealing great great grandfather Elya". One day, Stanley Yelnats IV is wrongfully convicted of stealing a pair of sneakers donated to charity by baseball player Clyde "Sweet Feet" Livingston. He is sentenced to 18 months at Camp Green Lake, a juvenile detention camp. The camp is a dried lake bed where rain never falls and venomous yellow-spotted lizards proliferate. Stanley meets warden Louise Walker, her assistant Mr Sir, and camp counsellor Dr Pendanski. Prisoners, known by their nicknames—including Zero, Armpit, and X-ray—dig holes in the desert daily, although they may earn a day off if they find anything interesting inside the holes. After Stanley finds a fossil, and then golden lipstick tube initialled K.B., he is accepted into the group and given the nickname Caveman. When one of the boys steals Mr Sir's bag of sunflower seeds, Stanley takes responsibility and is taken to Walker's cabin. Inside, Stanley discovers old wanted posters and newspapers, and realizes that "KB" stands for Katherine "Kissin' Kate" Barlow; an outlaw his great-grandfather encountered. In a flashback, Camp Green Lake's history is revealed as a flourishing lakeside community. Kate, then a school teacher, romantically bonds with Sam, an African-American onion merchant who helps repair her schoolhouse. When the wealthy Charles Walker discovers the two kissing, he spreads the word out of jealousy, and the town's citizens burn down the schoolhouse and murder Sam. In retaliation, Kate becomes an outlaw, and earns her nickname by kissing the men she murders. As her legend is established, Green Lake goes into decline due to the lake's sudden evaporation. One of Kate's victims is Elya's son Stanley Yelnats Sr., who is robbed of his chest of gold and left to fend for himself in the desert. In the present, Pendanski's continual mocking eventually pushes Zero over the edge, and the boy whacks the counsellor in the face with a shovel. Zero then runs away into the desert surrounding Camp Green Lake. Stanley is concerned for his friend, especially when Mr Sir, Pendanski, and the warden quietly pack up Zero's belongings and destroy his files; stating that Zero was a nobody, and that no one will come looking for him. The next day, Zero's replacement arrives at the camp: a boy quickly named Twitch who is in for stealing cars. Later, Twitch helps Stanley take Mr Sir's truck. As Stanley drives out into the desert in the hopes of locating Zero, he quickly gets into trouble, as he has never driven before!

Holes is a fun, challenging, and ultimately satisfying film. It initially appears to be about one thing, and then keeps taking unexpected twists and turns, eventually becoming something far, far greater and richer. There are scenes, such as the flashbacks, that initially appear designed merely to add comedy or round out the characters or setting, which we later learn have actually been setting up a solid foundation for the mystery that surrounds Green Lake, and the Yelnats family curse. In that regard, the film is just as enjoyable—if not more so—on rewatches as it is in the first viewing.

Perhaps the most poignant aspect of the film is its subtle dig on the US prison system, and how it systematically fails young offenders. On the one hand, we have youths that have been wrongfully incarcerated. On the other hand, there are young people at the camp who rightly should be receiving treatment for their mental and behavioural disorders. The adults in the film, the camp counsellors, police and judges, collectively fail to either treat the underlying causes, or checking up on their status, let alone the state of the detention camp! Nevertheless, the highlight of the film is the acting. It is full of A-listers and soon to-be-famous young actors. The highlights are Shia LaBeouf, who is pitch perfect as Stanley IV, and Khleo Thomas, who has a maturity—and a 1,000 yard stare—that are far beyond his apparent age and experience. On the other hand, we have such stars as Henry Winkler and Patricia Arquette in key supporting roles. The highlight, however, is watching Sigourney Weaver and Jon Voight practically hamming it up in their respective roles as the almost comically nefarious warden and Mr Sir. The film is worth it just for their performances. However, Holes is so much more and has so much more going for it. A must see!

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Hot Shots!

3 stars

Release date: 1991
Written by: Jim Abrahams, Pat Proft
Directed by: Jim Abrahams
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2021.08.03
"Topper" Harley left the air force over a year ago because of a terrible accident caused by intense psychological problems he experiences whenever his father is mentioned. He is called back to active duty by Lt. Commander Block to help on a top secret mission: Operation Sleepy Weasel, commanded by the accident-prone Admiral "Tug" Benson. Topper's therapist, Ramada Thompson tries to stop Topper from flying, but is unable to, and falls in love with him instead. Concurrently, Topper develops a rivalry with fellow pilot Kent Gregory, former boyfriend of Ramada and son of "Mailman" Fernham—who's death Kent blames on "Buzz" Harley, Topper's father. Never mind that Kent's father survived the crash that may-or-may-not have been caused by Buzz, and it was actually fellow pilot "Wash Out" Pfaffenbach's father who accidentally killed Buzz.

It may seem confusing, but the way the film assembles itself, rounds out the characters, and tells us their backstories is a riot of laughs. The movie is mainly a parody of Top Gun, but also spoofs a number of popular movies from the late '80's and earlier. In some ways, part of the fun is spotting the film being referenced. In other ways, the fun is seeing how this film stitches together those seemingly disparate scenes to tell a well woven story. In the end, Hot Shots! rises above its parody roots and stands on its own legs.

This movie is an excellent blend of humour, with some of it in the foreground, and others sneaking in into the background. It really pays off to pay attention to all of what's on screen. The highlight of the film is "Wash Out", who steals every scene he is in. However, "Dead Meat" Thompson also gets a wonderful sequence where he and his wife do all the things one ought not to do before taking off on a risky flight in a tired old aircraft. While the outcome isn't really any surprise, the film keeps going and going, milking the post-crash rescue sequence for all its got. Perhaps that's how one can sum up the comedy in this film.

The only drawback is that the film is a child of its time—the parodies may be lost on viewers who are unfamiliar with the films in the era Hot Shots! was released. Nevertheless, the film is endlessly imaginative and finds laughs in unexpected places as much as, if not more often than the obvious ones. A comedy classic. Recommended.

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Hot Shots! Part Deux

2.5 stars

Release date: 1993
Written by: Jim Abrahams, Pat Proft
Directed by: Jim Abrahams
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2021.08.24
Topper Harley has retired from the US Navy and is living the life of a reclusive Buddhist in a small Thai village. Col. Denton Walters and CIA agent Michelle Huddleston arrive to try and persuade Topper to join Denton on a mission into Iraq to rescue US soldiers captured during Operation Desert Storm. Topper refuses, as he retired due to Ramada Rodham breaking up with him just as they were preparing to elope. Denton goes anyways, and is captured. Seeing the reports on the news, Topper agrees to lead a small group of soldiers into Iraq to rescue the hostages. On the eve of departure, he gets into a romantic relationship with Michelle. After parachuting into Iraq, however, their local contact turns out to be Ramada herself!

Hot Shots! Part Deux is a bit more hit and miss, and hasn't dated as well as its predecessor. Unlike Hot Shots!, there are times were it's practically de rigueur that you know the TV shows and movies in the US at the beginning of the 90's to get the joke. The plot in Part Deux also isn't as fully developed as the one in Hot Shots!, and it struggles to be more than a clothesline to string together disparate scenes spoofing other movies. It probably doesn't help that the story has a lot of the same plot twists as Hot Shots! and it doesn't milk the jokes half as much as it could.

Nevertheless, the movie has its fair share of extremely funny moments—so funny that I couldn't help but laugh out loud! Part Deux also has more wordplay than its predecessor. Take, for example, the lines: "Now we have to go and get the men who went to get the men who went to get the men. My job is to make sure we don't fail again." Which also has a nice rhyme to it. In some ways, witty lines are the best thing about the film, bringing chuckles long after the credits have finished. However, the highlight of the film is the big showdown between Saddam Hussein and President Thomas Benson. The fight goes in many unexpected directions, making some unusual parodies in the process, and is arguably when the film stands most strongly on its own legs.

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I Spy

1.5 stars

Release date: 2002
Written by: Cormac Wibberley, Marianne Wibberley, Jay Scherick, David Ronn
Directed by: Betty Thomas
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2021.10.12
Special Agent Alex Scott flubs his mission to extract a US air force pilot defector alive from enemy territory. While he recovers key intel, the pilot is killed while being extracted. Kelly Robinson is a middleweight boxing champion who is an obnoxious self-promoter that doesn't care for much beyond himself or his public image. Arms dealer Arnold Gundars is suspected of selling the top secret fighter that the US pilot defected with and is sponsoring Kelly's next boxing match. Because of that, Alex is teamed up with Kelly—who is supposed to serve as Alex's civilian cover—to recover the fighter. The pair dislike each other at first sight, and are immediately sent to Budapest to penetrate Gundars' compound.

While I Spy has all the keys to a successful film, the movie never really takes off. Part of that is due to the combination of Alex's character being so bumbling that it's frankly implausible for him to be an elite agent, and Kelly's character being allowed to stay extremely obnoxious throughout the whole movie. While Alex is given a bit of growth as he comes to grudgingly understand and respect Kelly, Kelly never really changes at all. Perhaps because of that, a lot of the jokes fall flat—though it is arguable that they would still fall flat even with character growth.

The plot of the film is decent, and perhaps could have been put to better use in a film with a more serious tone. The villains and supporting cast all put in a good effort, but are let down by the Alex-Kelly central relationship of the movie. The highlight of the film is Famke Janssen. The actions her character takes in all of the supposed comedy bits match up well with her character's motivations. It's a shame that Eddie Murphy's and Owen Wilson's characters weren't given the same amount of care and polish.

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Kate & Leopold

2.5 stars

Release date: 2001
Written by: Steven Rogers, James Mangold
Directed by: James Mangold
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2021.07.20
Stuart Besser is a physicist who has discovered a "crack in time" and travelled to 1876. However, he arouses the suspicions of Leopold, the 3rd Duke of Albany, who accidentally follows him back to 2001. Before Stuart can properly explain the situation to Leopold, he has to take his dog out for its morning duty. However, Stuart falls down an open elevator shaft and ends up hospitalized. Leopold meets Kate McKay—Stuart's downstairs neighbour and ex-girlfriend—and is intrigued by her. He then meets and befriends Charlie, Kate's brother, who believes that Leopold is a fellow actor who is so 'method' he's not breaking character. As the mutual attraction between Kate and Leopold grows, Stuart is committed to a mental institution for his rants about having to restore the time line. As Leopold is implied to be one of Stuart's ancestors, he has a certain desperation to complete his task before he disappears!

Kate & Leopold is a fun story, if one ignores the time travel hi-jinks, which this film largely does. The highlight of the film is Hugh Jackman's portrayal of Leopold, a man out of time, struggling to come to grips with the new reality that he has landed in, and refusing to lower his standards to the level of the people he finds himself surrounded by. While the fish-out-of-water gives the film a lot of laughs, it is also a great comparison between then and now—how things have gotten better or worse. As the film focuses on the upper class of then, there's a certain romanticism about how things were, and aside from one line, the film doesn't dwell on such things as the sexism and social stratification which were more prevalent then.

Nevertheless, while the film focuses on the love story between Leopold and Kate, it is also full of subtle details. I liked how they implied that Leopold is the inventor of the elevator, and that all elevators have stopped working while he is in our era. Nevertheless, the film's strongest point is when it focuses on how our morals and integrity have changed over the century—even while showing the seeds of those changes being planted in the past. Nevertheless, the film is a fun fantasy, as it literally is a white knight prince rescuing a damsel in distress and ending with a happily ever after.

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Last Action Hero

2 stars

Release date: 1993
Written by: Shane Black, David Arnott
Directed by: John McTiernan
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2016.07.21 (revised 2021.09.11, 2024.09.22)
Ten-year-old Danny Madigan lives in a crime-ridden area of New York City with his widowed mother. Danny spends his days skipping school and watching action movies at a local, run-down theatre run by Nick the projectionist. One day, Nick invites Danny to see the latest Jack Slater film before its official release. Nick gives Danny a golden ticket once owned by Harry Houdini, and reportedly imbued with magical properties. During the opening action in the movie-within-a-movie, the ticket transports Danny into the fictional world of Jack's movie, interrupting Jack in the middle of a car chase. Jack takes Danny to the LAPD headquarters, where Danny points out evidence of the fictional nature of Slater's world, such as the presence of a cartoon cat detective named Whiskers. Even though Jack dismisses it all as Danny's imagination, Jack's supervisor Lt. Dekker assigns Danny as his partner, and instructs them to investigate the criminal activities related to mafia boss Tony Vivaldi. While Danny enjoys the absurdities of the movie world, he is also vividly aware that while the hero, Jack Slater, can brush off any attack unscathed, Danny is effectively the comedy sidekick and is fair game in the action movie rule book. This is especially concerning when Tony's henchmen attack Danny at Jack's home!

This movie has a lot of things going for it: Arnold at his prime as Jack Slater—both one of his more developed characters and a parody of his other roles—John McTiernan's directing, and writing (or rewriting) by Shane Black. Alas, the film never quite comes together. When I initially saw this film in the theatre, I felt that what had gone wrong was the kid: he constantly reminds us that "it's just a movie". However, decades later, I feel that they spent too much time following the plot of the movie-within-a-movie in the exaggerated movie land, and not enough time in the real world. It's a shame, as the Danny character provides some genuinely funny observations about the action movies that this film is parodying, and as the film takes itself seriously, its humour is also funnier than other parody movies released in the same era.

The film misses its potential for exploring what it's like for a fantasy character to face up to their reality in the real world, let alone the infinite possibilities of bringing any number of movie villains into real life. Ian McKellen does a knockout performance as Death, but just imagine the possibilities hinted at when the film's villain Benedict is circling movie titles in the newspaper—the utter chaos caused by Dracula comes first and foremost to mind. Despite those missed opportunity, this movie is loaded with great music, and has quite a few blink-and-you-miss-it performances and cameos.

Nevertheless, despite its shortcomings, Last Action Hero does a great job at highlighting the absurdities and idiosyncrasies of the worlds in action movies. It also has a great dose of celebrity culture—before it was a thing—in the premiere of the Jack Slater IV movie-within-a-movie. The Jack character himself is given great pathos, and despite being larger than life, we can relate to him and his troubles. Nevertheless, the highlight of the film is Charles Dance's performance as the antagonist Benedict. While he is great as the villain in the movie-within-a-movie, he excels when he shows his disgust and complete surprise at what type of crime happens, and subsequently what he can get away with in the real world.

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Men In Black

3 stars

Release date: 1997
Written by: Ed Solomon
Directed by: Barry Sonnenfeld
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2016.09.19 (revised 2022.02.16)
NYPD officer James Edwards catches a fleeing suspect with unnatural agility. The man is visibly distressed that the end of the world is near, and moments after he escapes from Edwards's grasp, he leaps to his death off of a building. During the subsequent interrogation in the police station, Agent K appears and takes Edwards to a contraband dealer to help identify the mysterious weapon that the suspect had attempted to use before he dropped it and it disintegrated. K is so impressed by Edwards abilities that he scouts him as a potential new partner. The trade off is that Edwards must give up all human contact, have his identity erased, and take on the new moniker "J". Concurrently, an alien crash-lands in upstate New York, kills a farmer named Edgar, and wears his skin as a disguise. J and K investigate and learn that the alien is a "bug"—a cockroach-like alien species, who are extremely dangerous. Shortly after the bug kills two other disguised aliens, an Arquillian warship appears in Earth orbit, and issues the bizarre ultimatum that the Men in Black organization give them "the galaxy", or the Earth will be destroyed. And they have one hour to do it!

This movie is still funny after numerous viewings—and a lot of the credit for that is simply because the film doesn't try to be funny. The deadpan delivery by Tommy Lee Jones and the wet-behind-the-ears reactions to that by Will Smith are both good fun and instantly relatable. Layered on top of that is Vincent D'onofrio's over-the-top performance as Edgar the Bug. I swear he had more fun performing the antagonist than we have watching it!

The film has many other attributes, not the least of which is that it is full of many other excellent actors at the top of their game. However, the writing on this film cannot be overstated—it gets the right notes giving us a sci-fi thriller and a comedy, with poignant character arcs, too. It's also commendable that the movie avoids the temptation to overdo things, and remains grounded in its premise. This film isn't great science fiction. Nevertheless, for a film that sets out to be a great diversion for an hour or two, I really liked how it quietly asks the viewer to not take the world around us at face value.

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Men In Black II

0.5 stars

Release date: 2002
Written by: Robert Gordon, Barry Fanaro
Directed by: Barry Sonnenfeld
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2016.09.25 (revised 2022.03.09)
Agent J has become the top agent in the MIB organization. However, he has built up a reputation of neuralyzing partners he deems unsuitable—which is most everyone. When J is assigned to investigate the murder of an alien at a pizzeria, the waitress witness tells him that the murderers are Serleena—a worm-like shapeshifter—and her two-headed servant Scrad/Charlie. The waitress, Laura, also says that Serleena was looking for something called the Light of Zartha. As J and Laura are strongly attracted to each other, J goes against protocol and doesn't neuralyze her. Investigating the Light of Zartha, J finds little information, and every lead points to his former partner: Agent K. However, as K was neuralyzed and retired 5 years ago, he doesn't remember anything about the MIB. J has to convince the skeptical K to return to MIB headquarters to be deneuralized so that they can save the Earth. The mission gets even more complicated when Serleena and Scrad/Charlie take control of MIB headquarters, as they are also searching for K.

In a word, this movie is gratuitous. Where the first movie showed restraint and focused on its characters, this film does not. One of the most disappointing aspects of the film is how disrespectful it is to the characters and the basic premise of the series. Among other things, the Men In Black organization is portrayed as being inept, Agent K's happy ending is effectively reset with little thought on the emotional ramifications, and the secondary antagonist Scrad/Charlie just disappears midway through the movie! There are a few good jokes, but you have to wade through a lot of unfunny ones to get to those gems. There are also some sequences that wade into truly dark territory as they struggle for a joke. Where Edgar's abused wife in the first film was truly tragic, the video store couple's relationship in this film is just sad, and ends on an unnecessarily grim note.

There are a lot of visual and practical effects in the movie. Regrettably, many of the jokes are tied directly to them—special effects generally do not make for good humour. That's not to say that the film is completely without merit: it is great to see some old and new comedic actors again, even if they aren't used effectively or are based on one-joke characters from the first film. On the other hand, the movie comes alive during the scenes with Tony Shalhoub. His comic skills are so great that they transcend the special effects associated with his character. Perhaps his scenes alone are worth the price of admission?

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Men In Black 3

3.5 stars

Release date: 2012
Written by: Etan Cohen
Directed by: Barry Sonnenfeld
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2016.10.03 (revised 2022.03.29)
Boris the Animal, an alien criminal, escapes from the maximum-security prison on the Moon to take revenge on Agent K, who shot off his left arm and captured him 40 years ago. In MIB headquarters, J discovers that K was responsible not only for capturing Boris, but for deploying the "ArcNet", a shield that prevented the Boglodites from conquering Earth, thus leading to their extinction. Boris travels back in time to July 16, 1969, to kill the young Agent K. In the present, K disappears, and only J's memory of him is somehow unaffected. Agent O, the new chief of MIB, eventually determines that J's erratic actions are signs of a fracture in the space-time continuum. And as the ArcNet was never deployed, present-day Earth is defenceless to an impending Boglodite invasion. Knowing that Boris will murder an alien resident on Coney Island in July 15, 1969, J travels back in time to kill the young Boris and prevent the changes to the timeline. However, he is arrested by a young K, who takes him to MIB headquarters to be neuralyzed!

I was pleasantly surprised by this film. I went in expecting disappointment from another gratuitous sip from the MIB well, and came out having not only been entertained, but challenged. This film goes back to what made the first MIB film great, and stays firmly planted in that premise without losing sight of who the characters are, what they can (or can't) do—as well as the scope and limitations of the MIB organization. What I also really liked is how the premise of MIB also bleeds into the directions that the story takes. The best example of this is having the protagonists infiltrate into the Cape Canaveral launch complex from what amounts to the back door. It gives us the wonderful opportunity to not only see the unsung workers and security forces protecting the NASA Moon rocket launches, but also the (thankfully unneeded) ground emergency escape equipment and shelters for the astronauts.

The highlights of the film are a return of the series' quiet insistence that we shouldn't take the world that we know at face value, and the poignancy in the relationship between the main characters. This film goes a long way into explaining the hows and whys of the two protagonists. The casting of Josh Brolin as young Agent K is spot on. The inclusion of Griffin, an alien who can see all possible outcomes, is also sublime—he is both the wise elder character when the story necessitates that Agent K (who usually occupies that role) can't be, as well as the personification of the all-knowing and all-seeing writer. Genius!

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Miss Congeniality

2 stars

Release date: 2000
Written by: Marc Lawrence, Katie Ford, Caryn Lucas
Directed by: Donald Petrie
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2021.03.03
Grace Hart is a tomboy in the FBI, with all the uncouth habits of a slob. She has recently screwed up on a sting operation, and is being punished by being chained to a desk writing reports all day. The problem is that a domestic terrorist has targeted the Miss United States beauty pageant, and Hart is the only agent in the agency that has even a slim hope of successfully going undercover in the pageant. Hart not only has to stop the bomber in time and get back into her manger's good graces, but also has to undergo an extreme makeover and overcome a lifetime of bad habits to just fit into the undercover role!

While the destination of this film is predictable, its charm is in how it gets there, and the performances of the stellar cast. On top of Sandra Bullock and Ernie Hudson, we get the well-polished comic timing of Candice Bergen and William Shatner, in addition to the sublime Michael Caine. Caine's turn as Victor Melling—a disgraced beauty pageant coach roped in to makeover Hart and teacher her how to act like a model—steals the show.

The film is light, fun and funny. While it's hardly a challenging film, it has a sort of timeless quality, the jokes are still fresh after repeated viewings, and it's great for unwinding after a busy day. Michael Caine is the highlight, and the film is well worth it just for his performance.

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

stars

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A Night at the Roxbury

1.5 stars

Release date: 1998
Written by: Will Ferrell, Chris Kattan, Steve Koren
Directed by: John Fortenberry
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2021.04.13
Steve and Doug Butabi are two dimwitted young men with little experience with the opposite sex who go out to clubs every night of the week trying to pick up ladies—the places where their social awkwardness is at its most extreme and they invariably get kicked out of the clubs for more-or-less body slamming female patrons. They are the sons of a wealthy businessman who is scheming to get Steve, the less intelligent of the two, married to Emily, the daughter of the owner of the neighbouring store. Steve and Doug's goal is to get in and party at the Roxbury, a famous nightclub that they are continually denied entry to either by the bouncer, or the long lineup of people waiting to get in.

A Night at the Roxbury is a great escapist film for unwinding. While it's protagonists are fairly dim, this film doesn't have the satire that something like Dumb and Dumber has. It has its moments, but it's not consistently funny like Ghostbusters or Tropic Thunder. Some jokes are a bit dated—if the viewer isn't up on the pop culture of the late 90's, they may go over their heads. Nevertheless, the highlight of the film is the Eurodance soundtrack that provides the heartbeat of the movie.

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Ocean's Eleven

3 stars

Release date: 2001
Written by: Ted Griffin
Directed by: Steven Soderbergh
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2021.03.09
Danny Ocean is released from a New Jersey prison on parole, and immediately sets out to reunite with his old crew, starting with his partner in crime Rusty Ryan in California. Danny proposes a major heist, and they head to Las Vegas to convince their wealthy friend Reuben Tishkoff to finance the operation—Tishkoff agrees as the target is his casino-owning rival: Terry Benedict. As the target is a rather secure casino vault, Danny needs to assemble a sizable team of skilled specialists, and the film breathlessly introduces the other eight team members.

All is not as straightforward as it seems, as Danny has another motivation to target Terry: Danny's ex-wife Tess is currently Terry's girlfriend. Rusty urges Danny to give up the plan—due to the obvious complications and potential pitfalls—but Danny refuses, and the plan is put into operation. Just like other caper movies, things don't go completely to plan, and the team has to scramble to overcome and outwit the complications that pop up.

Above all else, this film is slickly made. There's never a dull moment as the film smoothly and assuredly moves from scene to scene. One of the highlights is the dialogue between the characters. As the majority of actors are well-experienced A-listers, the dialogue is delivered with great timing, and just the right amount of emotion. While it's great seeing so many good actors, it's also the films Achilles heel: there are so many characters that after a brief introduction, the film never gets around to developing them—let alone allowing them to grow and evolve—as it's too busy keeping track of who's doing what, and where they're doing it. Nevertheless, the payoff is satisfying as in addition to Terry getting his just dessert, there are quite a few unexpected plot twists right up until the very end.

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Ocean's Twelve

3.5 stars

Release date: 2004
Written by: George Nolfi
Directed by: Steven Soderbergh
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2021.03.24
Danny Ocean and his team are all living the good life, when Terry Benedict locates them and demands that they return the $160 million they stole—plus interest—in 2 weeks! The team reassembles and jets off to Europe (to avoid any heat in the US), and undertakes a heist to start getting the money they need. They run into the Night Fox, a master European thief, who beats them to their target. However, the Night Fox really wants to challenge Danny to a contest to see who is the better thief by going after the same thing. If Danny wins, the Night Fox will pay off all their debts. Danny and his team have no choice but to accept the challenge.

Ocean's Twelve is a great, inventive film that shows the surprising complications of life after having successfully pulled off one of the most lucrative heists in movie history. It's interesting to note that while each character is happy with most of the things in their respective lives, they are unhappy with other things. For example, Danny can't help but case a bank because he still has that bug, and Rusty is gainfully employed as a hotelier but pines for the Europol detective he had to leave '3 years earlier' because her investigation into a robbery was rapidly closing in on him.

Just like the first film, Ocean's Twelve has great heart, as the emotional core of the story is not about paying back debts or outwitting a rival thief, but winning back a lost love. The film also keeps its cards close to its chest until the final reveal is played out. However, unlike the first film, there is more than one heist, and the misdirection is as much aimed at the audience as it is to the team's rivals in the film. The highlight of the film is Bruce Willis's cameo in the middle of the film playing against Julia Robert's not-cameo cameo as Tess, who is pretending to be Julia Roberts. While the film still comes up a bit short on character development and growth, it is really about style, hipness, and above all else, fun. On top of that, we get to see George Clooney's villa on Lake Como!

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Ocean's Thirteen

2 stars

Release date: 2007
Written by: Brian Koppelman, David Levien
Directed by: Steven Soderbergh
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2021.04.08
Reuben Tishkoff got involved with Willy Bank in a business deal—despite all the warnings that Bank will shaft him. When Bank does, Reuben goes into catatonic shock. Danny Ocean assembles the crew to not only only get Reuben out of his catatonia, but to get revenge on Bank by not only robbing him of his prized diamond trophies, but also by giving millions to his casino customers and ruining him as a casino owner.

Some have complained that Dir. Steven Soderbergh is coasting with the Ocean's movies. This one proves that assertion. While it's fun learning what the protagonists are up to and getting another chance to visit the Ocean's universe, this movie lacks what the previous two had: heart. While it's true that Ocean's group are doing it all for their friend, it's just not the same as Ocean's Eleven or Ocean's Twelve, where the lead protagonists aren't really doing it for the money, but for the chance to win back the heart of a long lost love. In fact, those 'loves' don't even make an appearance in this film. The characters of Julia Roberts and Catherine Zeta-Jones are sorely missed as they tended to provide the voice of reason and grounded the films in reality.

On the other hand, Virgil Malloy (Casey Affleck) and Turk Malloy (Scott Caan) are given a lot more to do, and shine in their roles as instigators of a strike among exploited Mexican factory workers to improve the working conditions as well as increase the wages. I'm not sure if Soderbergh was making a social point, but there's more going on in the scene where the 'joke' is the total cost of the labourers wage increase—especially when compared to how much the casino makes per person or how much Ocean's crew are stealing. However, this movie doesn't dwell on such things, and quickly moves on to the next part of the caper.

Al Pacino is the highlight of the film. He is ruthless, but not like a typical movie villain, just as a businessman. Even though he pulls the same weight as Andy García's casino boss Terry Benedict, Bank's threats come across as substantially less threatening. This is more a testament to Pacino's acting, as we know from other films that he can be pretty threatening when he wants to! Nevertheless, the film doesn't really have much to add or new things to say about it's cast of characters, and it's really only the new ones—the assistants, the concierges, the factory workers—that are given much development. If you liked the preceding films in this series, you'll enjoy this film, however it is ultimately superfluous.

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Out of Sight

4 stars

Release date: 1998
Written by: Scott Frank
Directed by: Steven Soderbergh
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2021.04.30
Jack Foley, a career bank robber, has spent as much of his life in jail as he has out of jail. When he escapes from a Florida prison, he is forced to share a trunk with Karen Sisco, a U.S. Marshal. There is an instant connect between the two that lingers with each other long after they part ways. The connection is so strong that Jack actively seeks her out—despite the great risk of being captured and thrown back in jail—and Karen is compelled to momentarily put aside her responsibilities as a law enforcement officer so she can spend time with him.

If you liked the Ocean's films, you will love this one. In a way, it's like an "Ocean's Ten", but focused on far fewer characters—which gives each one time to not only shine, but to grow over the course of the film. Also, unlike the Ocean's films, Out of Sight features some truly despicable people in more realistic situations, giving it a stronger grounding in reality.

In some ways, Dir. Soderbergh was honing his techniques for that trilogy here, but in other ways, this film goes much further and is a lot more effective with its dynamic editing and cross-cutting between different points in time. The standout sequence is the one where Jack meets Karen in a hotel bar, and the film cuts between their conversation over a drink and what happens next when they head to her hotel room. It's a thought provoking juxtaposition between seduction and desire, and input and outcome—while using external shots to suggest what the characters are internally feeling and imaging.

The film hits the right balance between serious drama and comedy—with a lot of the jokes developing naturally from the characters and their actions. It is a lot of fun with interesting, and unexpected twists and turns throughout.

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Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion

2 stars

Release date: 1997
Written by: Robin Schiff
Directed by: David Mirkin
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2021.02.23
Romy and Michelle are blissfully living their lives in Los Angeles. Romy is a cashier at a Jaguar dealership, and Michelle is jobless. However, she makes the pair's clothes. Their nights are spent at the local nightclubs trying to pick up 'cute guys'. One day, Romy bumps into an old classmate, who informs her of the upcoming 10-year class reunion.

Back home, they pour through their graduation yearbook, reliving painful episodes, and acquainting the viewer with the rivalries, love interests, and desires of the 'main' people at their old high school. Romy and Michelle decide to go to the reunion, and then realize that they've accomplished next to nothing in the decade since graduation. They eventually stumble onto the ill-advised plan to pretend to be successful, and set out for the reunion in Tuscon.

This is a charming film that relives the painful gawkiness of high school, and gives the viewer a chance to live vicariously and enact our comeuppance on those who slighted us back then—as well as a glimpse of the potentially less-than-glamorous fate of the 'A group' after graduation. The highlight of the film is Janeane Garofalo's fully-committed performance of Heather Mooney. As for her character: despite being successful (developing fast-smoking cigarettes no less!), she has arguably changed the least over the decade.

The film concludes with Romy and Michelle coming to terms with who they are, and finding their voices—which also ends up putting them onto the path to success in their lives. While there are uncomfortable and painful-to-relive episodes along the way, the movie is ultimately quite positive. Romy and Michelle don't meet their prince charming and live happily ever after, but they do carve out their own niche, and end the film on their own road to success.

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Rush Hour

3 stars

Release date: 1998
Written by: Jim Kouf, Ross LaManna
Directed by: Brett Ratner
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2016.04.01 (revised 2023.04.16)
On the last day of British rule of Hong Kong in 1997, Chief Inspector Lee of the Royal Hong Kong Police Force leads a raid at a wharf, hoping to arrest the unidentified crime lord Juntao. He finds only Sang, Juntao's right-hand man, who escapes in a boat. Lee recovers numerous Chinese cultural treasures stolen by Juntao, which he presents as a farewell victory gift to his departing superiors: Chinese consul Solon Han and British police commander Thomas Griffin. Two months later, after Han takes up his new diplomatic post in Los Angeles, his daughter Soo Yung is kidnapped by Sang. Han calls Lee to assist in the case, but the FBI, concerned that Lee's involvement could cause an international incident, pawns him off on the LAPD. Detective James Carter is tricked into "babysitting" Lee as punishment for botching a sting operation. When he eventually finds out the truth behind his assignment, he vows to solve the case. Carter takes Lee on a sightseeing tour, keeping him away from the embassy while contacting informants about the kidnapping. Eventually Lee manages to escape from Carter, and then makes his own way to the Chinese Consulate—where Han and the FBI await news about Han's daughter. While arguing with Special Agent-in-charge Warren Russ, Carter unwittingly negotiates with Sang, arranging a $50 million ransom drop. The FBI traces the call to a warehouse, where a team of agents sent in to investigate are killed in a large explosion. Spotting Sang nearby, Lee and Carter give chase, but Sang escapes, dropping the explosion's detonator in the process. Carter's colleague, LAPD bomb expert Tania Johnson, traces the detonator to Clive, a man previously arrested by Carter. Visiting Clive in the jail, Lee presses him into revealing his business relationship with Juntao, whom he met at a restaurant in Chinatown. After scoping out the restaurant, Carter goes in alone and manages to see a surveillance video of Juntao carrying Soo Yung into a van. Juntao's syndicate then attack Carter, but Lee arrives in time to save him. However, they are both taken off the case as the FBI blames them for the botched ransom drop, with Lee being taken to the airport to be sent back to Hong Kong!

This film smartly sets up a simple, high-stakes plot, and gets out of the way to let Jackie Chan (as Lee) and Chris Tucker (as Carter) do their thing. A lot of the fun comes from Jackie Chan's earnestness at overcoming the language barrier and culture shock—something intimately familiar to me—and Chris Tucker's slight insecurity (referred to as "acting nervousness" in the featurettes accompanying 2001's Rush Hour 2) is surprisingly beneficial: he's obnoxious, but when coupled with the acting nerves, it feels like he's using that to compensate for his deficiencies, as well as the lack of respect from his colleagues. It's a shame that those aspects (especially the latter one) weren't carried over into Rush Hour 2.

The main villain is good and quite memorable, and makes the film a story about East Asian and African-American heroes teaming up to save the day from a villainous Caucasian! I also found it thought provoking how they set up the film as China and the USA (the protagonists) vs. the UK (the main antagonist). The use of Mandarin over Cantonese is also intriguing—I'm by no means familiar with either, but I know enough to have noticed that by and large almost all the scenes set in the consulate or with the daughter had Mandarin, and only noticed Cantonese in the one scene where Jackie Chan is talking with the food seller in LA's Chinatown. In those regards, the film was quite progressive. Twenty plus years on, the film hasn't dated, and the humour is still quite fresh even after multiple viewings.

One thing I noted was that Hong Kong was surprisingly familiar to me after living in Asia for more than 10 years (and despite never having been there!) On the other hand, the LA scenes were nostalgic, but oddly foreign!

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Rush Hour 2

2 stars

Release date: 2001
Written by: Jeff Nathanson
Directed by: Brett Ratner
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2016.04.01 (revised 2023.04.23)
LAPD Detective James Carter is in Hong Kong on vacation with his partner, Hong Kong Police Force Chief Inspector Lee. His vacation is put on hold when a bomb at the US Consulate General kills two undercover US Customs agents. Lee is assigned to the case, and discovers that his late father's police partner, Ricky Tan, is somehow involved. Lee and Carter attempt to question Tan, now a leader of the Triads, resulting in a brawl with his bodyguards. The US Secret Service, led by Agent Sterling, attempts to take jurisdiction of the case away from the Hong Kong Police Force. Concurrently, Lee's office is bombed and Lee, unaware Carter had left the building, believes him dead. They cross paths at a party on Tan's yacht, where Tan scolds his underling, Hu Li. Lee and Carter confront Tan, who claims he is being framed by his enemies and asks for protection, but Hu Li shoots him and escapes. Sterling holds Lee responsible for Tan's death and orders him off the case. Carter is ordered back to Los Angeles, but convinces Lee to return to Los Angeles with him. Carter assures Lee that every large criminal operation has a rich white man behind it. In this case, he believes that man is Steven Reign, a billionaire Los Angeles hotelier he saw acting suspiciously at Tan's party. Staking out Reign Towers, they spot Isabella Molina—whom Carter met on Tan's yacht—receiving a delivery from Hu Li. Mistaking the package for another bomb, Lee and Carter try to intervene, but Molina reveals she is an undercover US Secret Service agent, looking into Reign's laundering of $100 million in counterfeit 'superdollars'. Lee and Carter visit Kenny, an ex-con who is now Carter's informant and runs a gambling den in the back of his Chinese restaurant. Kenny tells them about a customer with a suspicious amount of hundred-dollar bills, which Carter confirms are Reign's counterfeits. They trace the money to a bank, where they are captured by Hu Li and taken into the desert in a Triad truck!

Despite being released 3 years after the first, Rush Hour 2 picks up exactly where the first film leaves off, with Carter vacationing in Hong Kong. In a way it echoes many other films, such as the Crocodile Dundee films where the locale is switched in the sequel. However, this film keeps the locale order of the first, and simply expands on the scenes set in Hong Kong. This allows Jackie Chan to unleash his full range of risk-taking prowess, and giving us a lot more dazzling—and occasionally heart-stopping—action sequences! In many ways the sequences set in Hong Kong are the best parts of this movie. In addition to enabling Chan to use his full set of resources, the jokes in Cantonese or that take place in Hong Kong are still fresh, and some of the funniest in the film. It's a shame that the production team didn't take more advantage of the 'Chris'-out-of-water before shuttling the action back to the USA.

Unlike the first film, however, Rush Hour 2 doesn't have a decent villain. We do end up with three, but the film doesn't take the time to develop two of them. Nor does it invest in clarifying the circumstances of the supposed mastermind, so as to provide a clear focus through to the end of the film. Ultimately, it is a missed opportunity, as all three were either not threatening enough, or simply left undeveloped. Jackie Chan's English and Chris Tucker's acting are a lot more confident this time, but that tended to throw water on the comedy, or merely made things all the more obnoxious. Alas, the film didn't incorporate the LAPD's lack of respect for Carter, which was a vein of humour mined to great effect in the first one.

Nevertheless, this film is still great fun, and gives a second look at one of the great buddy-pairings of the 90's. In addition to the action comedy, one of the best things in the two Rush Hour films is Lalo Schifrin's musical score. The highlight of Rush Hour 2, however, is Don Cheadle's restaurateur. One wonders how much of an improvement it would have been if Tucker had put in the same effort as Cheadle did in learning not only martial arts, but also Cantonese!

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Shanghai Noon

2 stars

Release date: 2000
Written by: Alfred Gough, Miles Millar
Directed by: Tom Dey
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2021.07.06
Chon Wang accompanies his uncle and three Chinese Imperial Guards, who have set out to Carson City, Nevada, to pay the ransom for and rescue the kidnapped Princess Pei Pei. The train they are riding on through Nevada is hijacked by Roy O'Bannon and his gang. The newest member of that gang kills Wang's uncle, and Wang confronts the gang. Outgunned, Wang uses his martial arts skills to outwit the gang, sending most of them tumbling off the train, before Wang escapes by uncoupling the train cars. However, Wang is in an unfamiliar land, doesn't speak any of the local languages (Sioux, Crow, and barely any English), and continually gets mixed up with trouble. After trekking through the wilderness and making friends with a local Sioux tribe, he finds himself locked up in a jail cell with Roy—who had been kicked out of his gang. The two become fast friends, and team up to not only escape the jail, but rescue Princess Pei Pei.

The highlight of Shanghai Noon is its original premise: martial artist master in the Old West. Despite a few missteps—the treatment of the Sioux culture in particular—the film is quite entertaining. It visits all the cliches, and manages to not only renew them, but also leverage Jackie Chan's abilities to put a new spin on them. Sadly, the film underutilizes Lucy Liu. After her stellar performance in Charlie's Angels (released in the same year, no less!), it's disappointing that film doesn't let her use her martial arts skills.

The plot may be the weakest link in the film, but one generally does not watch this type of film for that. On the other hand, the comedy more than makes up for it. Jackie Chan is in his prime, as inventive as always, and he is nicely counterbalanced by Owen Wilson's verbal skills and timing. 20 years on, the film is still funny.

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Shaun of the Dead

4 stars

Release date: 2004
Written by: Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg
Directed by: Edgar Wright
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2020.11.03
Shaun (Simon Pegg) has a daily routine: fight off a hangover, work a shift at an entry level job, and hang out with his friend Ed (Nick Frost) at the Winchester—their favourite pub—drinking the night and their life away. The problem is his girlfriend Liz (Kate Ashfield) wants something more than that out of life, and gives Shaun an ultimatum to change.

Things are further complicated by Ed not having a job and essentially living on the couch in Shaun's shared house—much to Shaun's roomate's consternation. Shaun's relationship with his stepfather is also bad, and may or may not be the cause of Shaun's listlessness.

This may seem like an awful lot of setup for a zombie film, but as it's actually a romantic comedy (or extended adolescence comedy) set in a zombie apocalypse, it elevates the film to one of the best zombie movies, ever—especially when one considers that zombie movies are at their heart a critique of society. In many ways, Shaun's brain-dead existence makes him the zombie of the film, and not the 'reanimated dead' that the film goes out of its way to avoid calling "zombies".

In a film full of outstanding performances that hit the right notes, Bill Nighy's performance as Shaun's stepfather is a real treat. However, kudos go to the creative choice to depict the zombies as shuffling, easily avoided and defeatable monstrosities. It's a callback to classics like Dawn of the Dead, where zombies are only really a threat when you lose concentration or let your guard down—which tends to happen a lot in this film!

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Spaceballs

1.5 stars

Release date: 1987
Written by: Mel Brooks, Ronny Graham, Thomas Meehan
Directed by: Mel Brooks
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2021.11.30
Princess Vespa of planet Druidia flees from her wedding ceremony as she absolutely refuses to marry Prince Valium. She is intercepted by Spaceball One, the flagship of planet Spaceball. The Spaceballs are plotting to steal Druidia's fresh air and intend to ransom Vespa for the code to the shield that protects the planet. The king of Druidia contacts mercenary Lone Starr and asks Starr to rescue his daughter and is willing to pay any reward. As Starr has a major debt to gangster Pizza the Hutt, he readily accepts. However, after rescuing Vespa from the Spaceballs, Starr's ship runs out of fuel and they have to make an emergency landing on a desert planet. Problem is, the Spaceballs are hot on their heels, and they don't have any food, let alone water!

Spaceballs is a decent comedy full of references to many of the great SF series of the early 80's, in addition to the original Star Wars movie whose plot it fairly faithfully follows. Perhaps due to that, the movie isn't as original as it could have been, and feels more like a retread of all the other Star Wars parodies in the intervening years. Nevertheless, if you're in the mood, it's full of chuckles, warm memories, and not only the challenge of 'name that reference', but also 'name that influence'. (Elon Musk is apparently a fan.)

Aside from the usual problems of half-baked jokes or comedy that never really worked in the first place, the film has a great production budget and looks spectacular, to the point that it even rivals the SF classics that it's parodying. The film is also filled with great comedy actors—John Candy and Rick Moranis for starters—who elevate the film with their great comedic timing. Interestingly, the film is still topical, as the main driver of the plot is a planet that has squandered all of its fresh air. While it's ridiculous to presume that we'll be vacuuming up other planets' atmospheres to replace our own, the implied reasons for planet Spaceball's lack of an atmosphere is arguably the most realistic part of the movie!

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Three Kings

4 stars

Release date: 1999
Written by: David O. Russell
Directed by: David O. Russell
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2021.06.29
Troy Barlow, and Conrad Vig are U.S. soldiers. Just after the end of the first Gulf War, they are checking surrendering Iraqi soldiers and discover a map between the butt cheeks of an Iraqi officer. They take the map to their friend Chief Elgin to translate the map. Archie Gates—a senior officer—tracks them down after overhearing gossip on the base and attempts to take the map for himself. Troy quickly negotiates, and they agree to team up. Archie convinces the three that the map is for the bunkers that contain the Kuwaiti gold bullion that the Iraqis stole during the invasion. They decide to steal it in turn, and quickly set out for it.

The opening scenes smoothly flow by while establishing the main characters and setting up the situation. It's probably the least serious section of the movie. However, even here, the film starts asking questions like what exactly did the U.S. soldiers do in the war. Once the four set out, the film starts rapidly switching gears, and steadily becomes more serious as the lethality increases, all the while asking more and more challenging questions. Despite that, the film never loses its energy. In fact, it keeps piling it on, and we get some truly electrifying sequences.

The highlight of the film isn't the realistic battles in a foreign landscape strewn with landmines, or how the film can be both deathly serious and extremely funny at the same time. No, the highlight is the film's humanity. It seamlessly takes the time to depict the Iraqi civilians and soldiers as human beings with complex motivations and personal histories. Yes, some of them do bad things in the film, but it's hard to call them bad people, simply because they're ordinary people caught in an ugly situation.

This film was great when I first saw it, and it has only gotten better the more I've learned about the varieties of people and religions in the Iraq area. It's full of great ideas, and has even greater energy.

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Tropic Thunder

3.5 stars

Release date: 2008
Written by: Ben Stiller, Justin Theroux
Directed by: Ben Stiller
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2016.08.26 (revised 2021.04.01)
Damien Cockburn is directing the film version of a Vietnam veteran's memoir. Fading action hero Tugg Speedman, five-time Academy Award winning Kirk Lazarus, rapper Alpa Chino, and drug addicted comedian Jeff Portney are all causing Damien problems. That is until John "Four Leaf" Tayback—the veteran—suggests that Damien drop his actors in the middle of the jungle, far away from their distractions and entourages, and film the movie "guerrilla-style". Problems really start to happen when the director is blown up by a land mine, but the actors blindly continue on as they think it's part of Damien's shtick to get them to give a better performance.

Even though some of the humour rubs off after multiple viewings, the film remains quite sharp and insightful. It is currently my favourite comedy—though satire is probably a better way to describe the film. This movie is chock-a-block full of wonderful comedic surprises, and is one of those rare movies with instantly memorable one liners, and an actual point that is presented in a way that trusts the intelligence of the viewer.

The biggest drawback to the film is the over-the-top gore (followed by some of the gross-out humour)—which gives it a well-deserved R-rating (I have the unrated director's cut, which is probably even more over the top). Nevertheless, the film is well worth a rewatch or two, as some things are funnier when you fully understand their context.

This film is also one of the few times where the audio commentary track is just as entertaining as the movie itself. I'm referring to the one with Ben Stiller, Robert Downey Jr., and Jack Black. While it's hilarious that Black arrives late with a take-out burger, the highlight is Downey doing it in-character as Lincoln Osiris—the character that his character (Kirk Lazarus) plays for most of the movie!

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View From The Top

3 stars

Release date: 2003
Written by: Eric Wald
Directed by: Bruno Barreto
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2021.06.02
Donna Jensen is living an unhappy, miserable life in a small desert town. She hits rock bottom when her boyfriend leaves her and crushes her dream of escaping the town with him. While she is cleaning him out of her life, she sees a TV interview of Sally Weston—a famous former flight attendant—and gets the inspiration and motivation to escape the town, and become a flight attendant. As her first job is with a small, seedy commuter airline, Donna keeps her eye out for bigger and better things, and jumps at the offer to join to apply to work in Royalty Airlines. However, it also means that she must make the choice between that opportunity and leaving Ted Stewart, a great guy she has started developing feelings for.

Maybe I have a soft spot for these kinds of films—or maybe it's who I was with when I first saw this film—but I'm always pleased by this film. The movie has a lot going for it: in addition to the humour, romance, and happy ending, there's a positive message that you can achieve whatever you want if you set your sights on it. However, unlike more cynical movies, this one focuses on the positive, and reinforces that success comes as much from your own efforts as it does from the help given freely by others on your journey.

Perhaps the films greatest strength—and overall message—is summed up in the final scene with the main character having achieved a pilots licence: never stop pursuing your dreams, and don't be afraid to alter them on your journey as new opportunities appear. And after a fun, breezy ride, that's not a bad message to leave the theatres with at all.

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The Wedding Singer

3 stars

Release date: 1998
Written by: Tim Herlihy
Directed by: Frank Coraci
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2021.05.11
Robbie Hart is a wedding singer engaged to marry Linda. During a wedding reception he is performing at, he meets new waitress Julia Sullivan, who just moved into town to be closer to her fiancé—Glenn Guglia—. They are engaged, but have yet to set a wedding date. Linda doesn't show up at the wedding with Robbie, and he sinks into depression. Concurrently, Glenn sets a date with Julia, but also dumps all the wedding planning on her. While Robbie reneges on his promise to sing at Julia's wedding because his heart is no longer in it, she convinces him to help her with her other wedding arrangements, and a relationship blossoms between them. Robbie also learns that Glenn frequently cheats on Julia and intends to continue doing so after getting married.

The Wedding Singer is a charming film of a pair of people engaged to marry people that are entirely unfit for them, who find their ideal partners in the end. While the outcome is never in any doubt, and the lengths the movie goes to to keep the starring couple from realizing their feelings for each other sometimes borders on the unrealistic, it is still a fun, enjoyable ride.

The highlight is the setting of the film—the mid 80's—and it's enjoyable watching the film skewer some of the more ridiculous trends in that period. On the other hand, the setting also gives the film a great soundtrack full of classic hits. Another joy of the film is the unique and well developed cast of supporting characters. This film is also one of the rare ones that puts real people on screen—in the earlier scenes of the wedding receptions. After living in Japan for 20 years, it's a joy to see a real people behaving "normally" in front of a camera in scenes of family events that are laced with nostalgia.

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Zoolander

4 stars

Release date: 2001
Written by: Drake Sather, Ben Stiller, John Hamburg
Directed by: Ben Stiller
Review by: Aaron Sketchley
Reviewed on: 2021.05.03
Mugato and his fashion cohorts have a problem: the Malaysian Prime Minister wants to end child labour and increase labour costs. They need him eliminated, fast. However, as their standard method of slowly grooming a male model into an assassin takes too long, they need to find someone extremely stupid and malleable right away. Derek Zoolander is a painfully vacant model who has been voted the best male model three years in a row. However, at this year's ceremony, he mistakenly assumes he's won a fourth year in a row, and briefly takes the trophy intended for his rival Hansel McDonald. Zoolander has hit rock bottom, and Mugato moves in to use that to his advantage and manipulate Zoolander.

20 years on, this film still feels fresh. The jokes don't get stale on repeat viewing, and the satire of male models and the fashion industry is always fun to watch. While the film doesn't delve into the nasty side of the fashion industry—like how The Devil Wears Prada does —it does give a glimpse behind the curtain of the more glamorous parts of the industry.

The highlight of the film is Will Ferrell as Mugato. He is pitch perfect at being simultaneously over the top and grounded in a reality that the viewer can relate to. It's almost as if his character knows exactly how ridiculous he is, and how much he can get away with.

The film is the equal of comedy classics, and is arguably better than Tropic Thunder because it is much more family friendly—like Ghostbusters. Almost every scene is loaded with cameos and well known actors, and one part of the film's fun is spotting and naming the celebrity. The film is fun, with excellent pacing, engaging characters, and hardly a dull moment.

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